I (LISTEN AND) BELIEVE Ever since 2012 I tried to be PC So what happened? My family and friends All gave trophies to me So what happened? It was supposed to be all so informal To hear Anita's messages coming to me But I allowed myself to be normal Oh, what's the matter with me? I've always longed to hate other white men I had my victim cards prepared This was the time to check my privilege And tell women why they should be scared A /v/ board who doesn't hate their sex or race What's so triggering about that? I must trust that Anita's a victim And Zoe and Wu as well Now I must shit on all the gamers When Sunset fails to sell I believe that Sarkeesian does her own research I believe that she's put in lots of work to meet her Kickstarter goals And I believe that violence represents an oppressive patriarchal paradigm! I am a White Knight And I listen and believe You cannot avoid the hard truth Like Samus having balls My problem was not using Patreon Instead of scamming all I can't be allowed to think for myself It's time to shill my friends for free Time to tell women that they need my help To overcome internalized misogyny I believe that Gone Home is a modern masterpiece I believe that every game needs to be just like it And I believe that Anita is an expert on depictions of women in video games I am a White Knight And dangit, I listen and believe I know that I must only buy The games Anita likes I realize that what she says is true Myself I flagellate For my privilege, every day And I can't let myself become like you (Anon, we have a shill. He just posted a new thread.) I believe that you oppress PoC and womyn I believe that m'lady has sent me here And I believe that in 2012 Anita changed her mind about video games You can be a White Knight And just listen and believe (What the fuck is this?) And now I can feel you hating As GooberGlorpers are prone to do And I feel so euphoric To be talking shit about you Brianna says that if you hate her game It's all misogyny, you know And you must accept that #GG's to blame For all of gaming's woes I believe that Anita is a lifelong gamer I believe that walking sims and Twine stories are swell And I believe that the imageboards are cathedrals of misogyny If you believe, you'll admit you're oppressive And you'll stop being gaming obsessives You'll be a White Knight And, by gosh, we listen and believe I believe I believe