05:34:10 __uguu__ copypaste: that's a lot of tape 05:39:33 ~copypaste __uguu__: indeed 05:39:44 ~copypaste here's the current problem if anyone cares 05:39:53 ~copypaste all php5 processes go into uninterruptible sleep 05:40:00 ~copypaste until pm.max_children 05:40:09 ~copypaste so if that's 250, 251 [D] php5-fpm processes 05:40:29 __uguu__ oh lord 05:40:35 ~copypaste since you can't kill a D process without rebooting 05:40:38 ~copypaste it fucks up the site 05:40:44 ~copypaste and the php5-fpm manager can't kill it either 05:40:54 ~copypaste i did a ton of `stat` commands to try to find what I/O pipe was broken 05:40:57 ~copypaste i had no luck. 05:41:10 ~copypaste every NFS mount is on 05:41:14 __uguu__ so.... have you tried turning it off then on again? :D 05:41:56 ~copypaste yes 05:42:00 ~copypaste i've done so many times :3 05:42:02 ~copypaste that's the "fix" 05:42:51 __uguu__ try playing nntpchan for a bit maybe srndv2 will feel better on your box than php ^) 05:43:39 ~copypaste good plan 05:43:41 __uguu__ you know how they got distributed denial of service? why aren't there distributed magic mushrooms? 05:43:42 ~copypaste just replace 8ch.net 05:43:46 ~copypaste with an nntp daemon 05:43:59 ~copypaste if anyone complains 05:43:59 ~copypaste say 05:44:02 ~copypaste "it is what it is" 05:44:05 ~copypaste then kill myself 05:44:06 ~copypaste :^) 05:45:04 __uguu__ no don't replace it, just do that beta thing like you did with josh [...] 08:25:05 Jesus file_get_contents(http://8ch.net/8chan-captcha/entrypoint.php?mode=check&text=fixcne&extra=abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz&cookie=merpjyaudctmcwzpeaiz): failed to open stream: HTTP request failed! HTTP/1.1 503 Service Unavailable /srv/http/dnsbls_bypass.php:20 08:25:17 __uguu__ yup 08:25:20 __uguu__ diskfail i think 08:40:35 Jesus ;_; [...] 08:48:52 __uguu__ uhhhh 08:52:14 ~copypaste whole site's down until further notice. [...] 08:54:52 ~copypaste __uguu__: https://8ch.net/wewlad [...] 08:56:14 __uguu__ wow that was fast 08:57:19 rebob1 So, is HW just going to reset the server, or is he trying to figure out what's wrong? 08:57:34 * __uguu__ ?\(._.)/? idk 08:59:33 darlene this is why you should always hack docker images and backups ready to spin up 08:59:38 darlene *have 09:00:22 __uguu__ docker doesn't fix this scaling issue 09:00:35 darlene scaling no but coming back up quick sure 09:00:38 darlene is all i'm saying 09:01:04 rebob1 Maybe a HD is failing and the OS isn't handling it gracefully. 09:01:10 darlene probably 09:01:21 darlene but still the only downtime shoudl ever be waiting for dns to migrater 09:06:12 melonstorm a clusterfuck on top of a clusterfuck on top of a clusterfuck won't be easily scalable, docker or not