00:03:54 StephenLynx >too slow for production purposes
00:03:55 StephenLynx :v
00:03:58 StephenLynx I warned you
00:04:06 StephenLynx I warned you about dynamic sites, bro
00:04:22 ring id's habbenig
00:10:20 Jesus it'll be delayed till next christmas tbh fam
00:11:57 LordRothschild looks like
00:12:01 LordRothschild no migration ever
00:12:44 LordRothschild just straight up fresh start on post numbers
00:16:35 Automatik LordRothschild, actually, the reason we're getting next early is because 8ch has been on fire for a while
00:16:50 Automatik also there's going to be a migration
00:17:07 Automatik but it's just that josh isn't going to do ANOTHER CONVERTION
00:17:17 LordRothschild https://ghostbin.com/paste/qt2ww
00:17:22 LordRothschild tfw no import
00:17:24 LordRothschild memed
00:17:30 Automatik so he's gonna take 8ch's 19 dec data
00:17:57 LordRothschild I am worried
00:18:12 LordRothschild about his comments about it being slower than expected in posting
00:19:09 StephenLynx czaks warned him
00:19:11 StephenLynx I warned him
00:19:20 StephenLynx but noooooooo
00:19:32 StephenLynx lets use a slow framework on a slow language for a dynamic chan
00:19:44 StephenLynx what could ever got wrong with that? :v
00:19:46 Automatik https://8ch.net/v/res/7520590.html#7520709
00:20:00 Automatik i've heard php7 is actually pretty fast
00:20:14 Automatik anyway the problem are the sql requests
00:20:14 StephenLynx for PHP
00:20:26 StephenLynx says josh
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00:21:16 mona have you stress tested your board on this amount of data?
00:21:27 Automatik ^
00:22:10 StephenLynx no, but I have taken in consideration efficiency while developing my engine.
00:22:35 StephenLynx and didn't assumed CPU's are magical artifacts of infinite power.
00:22:45 mona you should do the stress test, if it suceeds your software could be a candidate instead of next
00:23:04 mona I would much prefer lynx than next for 8ch
00:23:34 sunnymilk but the end result is something too sluggish to use
00:23:37 Automatik well josh also assumed his software was fast
00:23:44 StephenLynx kek
00:23:52 StephenLynx he assumed because he is dumb.
00:23:59 StephenLynx and has no back-end experience.
00:24:04 StephenLynx everybody knows php is slow
00:24:10 StephenLynx everybody knows frameworks are slow
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00:24:11 mona php was a mistake
00:24:21 mona but i want you to prove your software can handle this
00:24:32 StephenLynx everybody that does the research knows laravel is slow among php frameworks
00:24:33 mona this is your chance
00:24:40 StephenLynx for
00:24:41 mona next is based on laravel?
00:24:44 StephenLynx yes.
00:24:45 mona ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
00:24:46 sunnymilk >2015 >using a programming language made by someone who hates programming >using a programming language by a fucking greenlander
00:24:48 StephenLynx kek
00:24:52 StephenLynx telling you
00:25:04 mona StephenLynx, do it,
00:25:08 StephenLynx no u
00:25:11 mona ok
00:25:32 czaks >greenlander?
00:25:33 mona "my board software is best but I'm too scared to actually put it to the test"
00:25:38 StephenLynx i am commited to my software, not 8ch
00:25:42 czaks lerdorf is a greenlander?
00:25:49 czaks the two other cucks are kikes tho
00:26:12 StephenLynx my test is my site.
00:26:14 czaks srsly greenlander
00:26:15 czaks XD
00:26:21 StephenLynx it already handled a DOS attempt.
00:26:27 StephenLynx it exposed an issue to me, I fixed the issue.
00:26:39 StephenLynx actually, two DOS attempts and two issues.
00:26:43 czaks StephenLynx: how does lynxchan scale?
00:26:54 StephenLynx using mongo's sharding feature.
00:27:02 StephenLynx you can split the database among several servers.
00:27:24 czaks StephenLynx: how about the FS?
00:27:33 StephenLynx files are saved on mongo.
00:27:40 sunnymilk web scale as FUCK
00:27:55 StephenLynx that also enables me to count on mongo's memcache
00:27:58 Bui do you write to /dev/null
00:28:02 StephenLynx even for regular files.
00:28:03 StephenLynx no.
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00:30:27 Baikal Anyone have an actual guess when everything will be moved over? Just saw the news.
00:30:40 StephenLynx when hl3 launches
00:34:05 SnakeDude StephenLynx: Did you hear about the fail of infinity never?
00:34:12 StephenLynx :v
00:34:16 StephenLynx no, friend, tell me about it.
00:34:28 SnakeDude Basically 8chan was down for 12 hours
00:34:29 Baikal So soon(tm). Well that blows but at least I am not the one having to put out the thousands of fires 8chan throws up every day. The PostgreSQL error is slightly troubling. Hopefully it's something minor
00:34:34 StephenLynx oh, my
00:34:39 SnakeDude during a "transfer" to next
00:34:47 SnakeDude they tried moving the entire database
00:34:50 SnakeDude for the entire day
00:34:57 SnakeDude and it ended up being server hell
00:35:09 SnakeDude and josh quitting at like 6 AM
00:35:16 SnakeDude and just going back to normal infinity
00:35:23 StephenLynx oh boy
00:35:25 StephenLynx that sounds awful
00:35:26 Baikal I slacked off on upgrading my app so I get a bit more time to actually patch things over the next week
00:35:27 SnakeDude so yeah, next is not ready for deployment
00:35:29 SnakeDude at all
00:35:31 StephenLynx and they know why exactly it failed?
00:35:33 mona why didn't they just do it right?
00:35:40 SnakeDude StephenLynx: a bunch of errors
00:35:43 SnakeDude not entirely sure
00:35:54 SnakeDude so they're just gonna wipe all of the site's data in a few days
00:35:58 StephenLynx by any chance, was it too slow for production purposes?
00:36:01 SnakeDude also they didn't even test the migration script
00:36:12 SnakeDude they just fucking used it once and it had errors
00:36:23 SnakeDude fuck let me get the archive.is s
00:37:34 SnakeDude https://archive.is/JIzpG StephenLynx
00:37:37 SnakeDude there it is
00:37:40 SnakeDude and their errors
00:44:20 sunnymilk mona because this entire shitshow is run by amateurs who have no fucking clue what theyre doing, they couldnt do it right the first time because they lacked the skills and they cant do it tright the second time for the exact same reason
00:44:43 sunnymilk they keep using bad tools badly
00:45:20 sunnymilk man thats kinda mean i regret saying that
00:45:36 sunnymilk but seriously you should find someone who knows what theyre doing and get them to do it
00:46:04 sunnymilk theres no shame in ignorance and inexperience
00:52:17 sunnymilk >tfw printf debugging on production
00:54:09 __uguu__ >tfw can't use valgrind on prod